Basically an archive for the best Haymitch/Effie fanfics out there, sorted and categorized. (Currently inactive, most likely abandoned.)

Title: I’ll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret

Rating: R

Length, Chapters: oneshot, 721 words, 1 chapter

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: before Mockingjay

Divergence: canon compliant

Tone: lighter

He watches her. He watches as her perfectly manicured fingernails clutch a clipboard that probably holds a meticulously organized check list of some sort. He watches as she tucks a rare, stray strand of hair behind her ear.

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(Source: fanfiction.net)


Title: untitled

Rating: R

Length, Chapters: ficlet, 156 words

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: during Catching Fire, before Mockingjay

Divergence: canon compliant

Tone: lighter

She comes to him the night before the reaping of the Third Quarter Quell. He’s sober and full of hatred for the Capitol and there she is, a product of everything he despises. It’s the first time that they kiss and his hands grip her just a little too tight, his teeth draw blood and his kisses leave marks on her soft skin. When she leads him to his bedroom, he tears the wig from her head and uses his shirt to wipe the make-up from her face.

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Title: untitled

Rating: PG13

Length, Chapters: ficlet, 850 words

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: before book 1, before Mockingjay

Divergence: AU

Tone: lighter

Summary: Effie tells him that he’ll win.

They have sex on the train.

It is fast and messy and not at all romantic.

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(Source: kolms.livejournal.com)


Title: Steam

Rating: R

Length, Chapters: ficlet, 500 words

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: before book 1

Divergence: canon compliant, pre-canon

Tone: lighter

Summary: For the prompt “haymitch never dealt with jealousy well.” “Officially, Haymitch can’t stand Effie Trinket. Officially.

Haymitch is most definitely not jealous. Not in the slightest. He hates Seneca Crane purely on his own merit, because he is a goddamned Capitol Gamemaker bastard, and not because he is a goddamned Capitol Gamemaker bastard who is currently flirting with Effie Trinket, because officially, Haymitch can’t stand Effie Trinket. Officially.


Title: Guilty Pleasure

Rating: R

Length, Chapters: ficlet, 696 words, 1 chapter

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: before mockingjay

Divergence: canon compliant

Tone: darker

Summary:  They don’t have to like each other to enjoy each other.

Haymitch is everything Effie hates in a man- sloppy, pessimistic, and bitter.

Effie is everything Haymitch hates about everything. She reeks of the Capitol, she’ covered head to toe in glamour, she’s OCD and a neat freak and has the most perfect ass he’s ever seen.

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(Source: frizzoli)


Title: Cheers, darlin’

Rating: R

Length, Chapters: multichapter, 7324 words, 3 chapters

In-Progress/Complete: complete

Takes Place: before book 1

Divergence: AU

Tone: darker

Summary: He had to see it. He had to see her in a white dress and a golden ring to believe it. But maybe, just maybe, he hasn’t lost her, after all.

What kind of name is Rufus, anyway?” he only manages to keep this thought inside his head by shoving an entire drink down his throat. A sprinkles covered drink from the Capitol, with too much pomp and not enough alcohol.